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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

God Jokes More God Jokes

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room