Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.