Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.