God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
A drone
Because they're a diamond dozen
Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.
Oh. My. God. You're hired.
The sun exists.
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
WHERE IS MY BABY! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY!
The planes kept Stalin.
We need to give you a cavity search
Glue doorknobs to the walls.
They gave her a basketball and told her to read.
