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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

Who punishes Colorado underage smokers?

COPD