God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
He became a quack head
When I do her hair: "How about a hat "
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
AP Flour
Two buy four.
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Practice makes perfect.
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
He had a plane to catch.
Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.
They can't reflect on what they've done.
They're grounded.
