A drone
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
Because it'd Krampus style.
I'll never part with this!
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
They have the gift of tongues...
At Toys We Is
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
AP Flour
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
That he needed to address the situation
In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Tally Hoes
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.
GingINVITEus in!
Just sayin.
We'll have to rehearse that.
They both take away the coffin.
They look in the obituary
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
The sweepstakes.
Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
