Because it'd Krampus style.
I'll never part with this!
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
They have the gift of tongues...
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
AP Flour
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
Because he's dead.
She writes a Chopin Liszt.
Ape-ril
The letter D.
Barium.
His and Hearse towels
They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".
She thought it was diet coke
If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Tooth Hurty (2:30)
A filling station!
I'm not scared when the bull charges
It was an explosive success
On the front page of reddit.
My girlfriend knows about my wife.
