A drone
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
Because it'd Krampus style.
I'll never part with this!
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
They have the gift of tongues...
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
AP Flour
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
Edward Snowed In
Terminal velocity.
Get married on his birthday.
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
A rehearsal.
His and Hearse.
I don't know man, I just fly the drone
I don't know, I just fly the drone
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
A sweet potato.
The pet store
