It was an explosive success
The Samsung Note 7
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.
I'm not scared when the bull charges
Because 7 ate 9.
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Because he needed one.
Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.
A God dam engineer.
Logic
One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.
When there is a prophet involved.
Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.
The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.
The Dear Reader.
Ca ba?
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
A
Network.
