Samsung Note Jokes

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

Detonate Jokes More Detonate Jokes

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

Removed

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).