Samsung Note Jokes

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Follower Jokes More Follower Jokes

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.