Samsung Note Jokes

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

Why are there no bungalows in France?

Because the French have many flaws

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Kindle Jokes More Kindle Jokes

How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire?

The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7