Samsung Note Jokes

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a Muslim pirate say?

Allahu Ackbarrrrr!

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.