Samsung Note Jokes

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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Turkey, apparently.

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak..

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What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.