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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.