What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

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What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.