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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.