What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!