What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

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What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

What is the best thing to wear with a Michel Jackson jacket?

Your Billie Jeans

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.