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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.