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Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!