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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

French Tank Jokes More French Tank Jokes

How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why do French tanks have a rear-view mirror?

To see the front

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines