Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

What's the difference between the French and toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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So they can watch the battle

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Because they want to see the front line too

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How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

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To make sure he still wasn't there.