Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

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What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.