Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

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What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.