10 Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Reggae Jokes More Reggae Jokes

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

10 Month Jokes More 10 Month Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

9 8 Jokes More 9 8 Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....