10 Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

Undergo Jokes More Undergo Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.

September 11 Jokes More September 11 Jokes

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What' the bare minimum?

One bear

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.