10 Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10 9 8

Undergo Jokes More Undergo Jokes

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

10 Month Jokes More 10 Month Jokes

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!