10 Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

Utah Jokes More Utah Jokes

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Reggae Jokes More Reggae Jokes

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!