10 Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

10 Year Old Jokes More 10 Year Old Jokes

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

Why was the daybreak sad?

Because it was in morning.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker?

Because he is.

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

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What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.