10 Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

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I'd autotune him out.

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Look at it in a mirror.

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What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

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How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

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Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.