10 Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

September Jokes More September Jokes

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "Jesus Christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second