Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.
They're both Marine layers
Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
A Pastafarian.
