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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Why did the blonde snort splenda?

She thought it was diet coke.

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What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.