What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

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How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What did one device say to the other?

Are you syncing what I"m syncing