What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Tomatoe Jokes More Tomatoe Jokes

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.