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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT

Tomatoe Jokes More Tomatoe Jokes

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!