What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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What did baby corn say to momma corn?

Where is popcorn

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

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How do street urchins communicate with each other?

Gutterskype.

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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What's a bear without an ear?

A b

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What's red and not there?

No tomatoes.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.