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Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Why did Jay Z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

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What's red and not there?

No tomatoes.

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.