Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

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What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.