Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What do you call a peeping Tom cat?

A Purrr-vert.

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.