Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.