Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

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What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.