Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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Because he's married.

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OC I think I'm feeling C6

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Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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In case you get a hole in one!

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.