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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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What do naked fish play with?

Bare-a-cudas!

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

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What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.