Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)