Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football