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Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

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Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

What's the first sign of football in the Bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!