Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

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Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What do naked fish play with?

Bare-a-cudas!

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What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science