Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

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What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.