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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

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What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside