Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd