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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.