Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

Diving

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

What are the spots on black-and-white cows?

Holstaines

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How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)