Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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He can never find the Loki.

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They're both hide and seek champions!

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It gets Camel-Towed.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.