Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd