Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

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Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!