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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

Strawberry Patch Jokes More Strawberry Patch Jokes

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Toenail Jokes More Toenail Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!