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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?

An elephant with a wet boot

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

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Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

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Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Strawberry Patch Jokes More Strawberry Patch Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Toenail Jokes More Toenail Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.