Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Strawberry Patch Jokes More Strawberry Patch Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.