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Toe Nail Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

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So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.