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Toe Nail Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

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How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Pedicure Jokes More Pedicure Jokes

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)