Toe Nail Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink?

A Pink Car Nation!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?

An elephant with a wet boot

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Pedicure Jokes More Pedicure Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.