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What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.