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What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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Why are drums a fire hazard?

Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!