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What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

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What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!