Firefly Jokes

What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!

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How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.