What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.