What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What's your favourite kind of insect?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

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Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.