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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

What did the Moth say to the other Moth?

I'Moth

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!