What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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Where can you find alcoholic sheep?

At the BAAAAH

What would you find on a German fire truck?

Ladder-hosen

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

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How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.