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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Italy cross the road?

To switch sides

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

Dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!