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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

Firefly Jokes More Firefly Jokes

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

What goes "snap crackle and pop"?

A firefly with a short circuit!