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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What do you call an insect with magical powers?

A spelling bee.

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What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.