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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes