April Sale - 20% Off

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Previous Random Joke Next
Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

Who might you be?

I AM THORRRR!!!" His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Which insect didn't play well in goal?

The fumble bee!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Mosqui Toe Jokes More Mosqui Toe Jokes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes