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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus