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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."