Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

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What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

How do you catch a red elephant?

With a red elephant trap.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.