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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!