Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation