Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.