Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan