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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him