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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer