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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie