Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!