Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round