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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven?

A hot cross bun.

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.