Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan