Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted?

TMI Burton.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

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5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.