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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.