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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

5 Year Jokes More 5 Year Jokes

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision