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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.