Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

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Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision.