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What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Social netwerking

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....