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What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!