What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

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Whose mother likes rap music?

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What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.