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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

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What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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Why don't airplanes make good dads?

They are always taking off.

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

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Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar If you can even call it a sport.