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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander