What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

A receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Model Jokes More Model Jokes

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

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What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

What is Zoolander's least favourite sport?

Nascar.