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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What kind of patients?

All of them

What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!