What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos