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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

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Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

Shih Tzu Jokes More Shih Tzu Jokes

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.