What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.