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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

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What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.