Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.