Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.