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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!