Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.