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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

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What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.