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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.