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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive