What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

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Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What is a baby's dream job?

Working at a winery.

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What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.