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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill.

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.