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Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty

Why don't progressives go to the dentist?

Because dentists like everything straight and white.

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What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.