March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Previous Random Joke Next
Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

Denim denim denim!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time)

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.