4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
Because it's too salty.
Let me be your *soil*mate
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
He was expecting showers.
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
It needed a root canal.
Tooth-hurty!
When the stores are open.
Anytime he wants to go.