Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

Good Time Jokes More Good Time Jokes

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.