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When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

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Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Where do you shop for a pregnant cow?

The Mooternity Section.

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.