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When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time)

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.