Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

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Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

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Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!

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Where do the Sith go shopping?

The Darth Mall.

Where is Sith Lord's favorite place to shop?

Darth Mall.

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Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes