Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Keep them stored in some quality pupperware!

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Where did the dog breeder keep his savings?

In bark-lays bank!