Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

Where do bears store their military weapons?

In bearracks.

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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Where did the dog breeder keep his savings?

In bark-lays bank!

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.