Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

What's the difference between Batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Where did the dog breeder keep his savings?

In bark-lays bank!