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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Black Friday Jokes More Black Friday Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Advertise Jokes More Advertise Jokes

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

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Where did the dog breeder keep his savings?

In bark-lays bank!

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.