Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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A Superbarket

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

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In bark-lays bank!

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.