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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.