Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.