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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.