Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

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What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef