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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

What's your first name?

Avoids

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.