Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

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What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Why do vegans hate themselves?

They are animal products.