Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.