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Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?

A hollowpeno

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

Cause they're jalapeno business