Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

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What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

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Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

Cause they're jalapeno business