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Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

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Why are hot peppers so nosey?

Cause they're jalapeno business

What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?

A hollowpeno