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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?