Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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Patty O'Furniture

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

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With a pita pan.

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He Shatner.

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.