Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

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What do you call a random selection of sailors?

A seamen sample

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level