Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What do you call a random selection of sailors?

A seamen sample

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.