Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

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How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.