How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

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What do you call a random selection of sailors?

A seamen sample

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!