How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

What kind of jokes do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

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How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level