How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year...you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

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How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

You Pokémon

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.