How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

What kind of jokes do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.