How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

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Why should I?

Ba dum tss*

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What kind of jokes do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

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Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?