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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

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What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.