Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!