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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!