Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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Grrraaaaiiinnns...

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Stop "Russian"

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The aftermath

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They all have white vans

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.