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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.