What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.