What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

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Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

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How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

Where do you take a cheque?

Czechoslovakia.

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!