Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

He was on a watch list...

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

What's delaying the Polish space program?

Development of a working match.

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What is Ahmed Mohamed's favorite band?

Dethklok

Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case?

Because pipe clock would have just been stupid.