Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

He was on a watch list...

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Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

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What is Ahmed Mohamed's favorite band?

Dethklok

Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case?

Because pipe clock would have just been stupid.