Delay Jokes

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

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U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

What does a 90 year old woman taste like?

Depends.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.