They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.
He was on a watch list...
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."
Development of a working match.
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
Dismay.
Exit the European Union.
Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
I am dismayed!
On their bunnymoon.
Because they cantaloupe.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.
Mourning wood!
Because he's covering an erection!
2nd April. Ha!! April fool!
Annoying.
Because they're always the life of the party!
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Chuck Norris.