Delay Jokes

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

He was on a watch list...

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What's delaying the Polish space program?

Development of a working match.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Ring Bearer Jokes More Ring Bearer Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

Dre Jokes More Dre Jokes

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

April Fool Jokes More April Fool Jokes

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.