Delay Jokes

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

He was on a watch list...

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What's delaying the Polish space program?

Development of a working match.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

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What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the rancher get out of the hemp-fed beef market?

The steaks were too high.

How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

Wel-dern

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny.

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

Dre Jokes More Dre Jokes

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

What do they call a Polish astronomer?

Copernicus.

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.