Delay Jokes

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

He was on a watch list...

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

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Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

Ring Bearer Jokes More Ring Bearer Jokes

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Cute Jokes More Cute Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Moo Hoo Jokes More Moo Hoo Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?

A charmer farmer!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

What meds are you on?

I want some.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree