What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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Why was the firewood punished?

It was knotty.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.