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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

Why was the firewood punished?

It was knotty.