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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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Why was the firewood punished?

It was knotty.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.