What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

Why was the firewood punished?

It was knotty.