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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

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What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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Why was the firewood punished?

It was knotty.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.