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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

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What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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Why was the firewood punished?

It was knotty.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.