Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

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What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

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What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture