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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

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Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture