What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater