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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What do you call an Irish bodyguard?

Liam Malone.

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters