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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s?

A whole-lot-more

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters