What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!