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What do math teachers grow?

Geometrees and trigonometrees

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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.