What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What do you call a man from Portugal?

A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!