What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

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Wanna bang

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

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What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?